Hire Me, Fire Me, Whatever T-Shirt

Hire Me, Fire Me, Whatever — Golden Retriever Tee

Some days you’re crushing it.
Some days you’re just here.
Either way… whatever.

This tee features a golden retriever holding a beer and delivering the only work-life philosophy that actually holds up. “Hire Me. Fire Me. Whatever.” It’s not burnout. It’s acceptance. Calm. Unbothered energy in cotton form. Made from heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, it already feels like a shirt you’ve owned forever. Soft but substantial, relaxed without looking sloppy. 

🍑 Wear it when your mood is low-effort but your standards are still intact. A conversation starter for slow mornings, casual nights, backyard beers, and days when you simply refuse to be dramatic.

Whatever.

Product features

100% ring-spun cotton 
Garment-dyed finish for soft color and a perfectly lived-in feel
Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction